Journal Entry: Sun Dec 23, 2012, 3:45 PM
Male trolls have vaginas.
Inspired by this rp (i was dave)
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: oh, hey dave.
▲: john you are never going to believe this
▲: you are not going to fucking believe what i discovered last night
▼: oh god, i'm afraid to know what 'this' is.
▲: trolls don't have dicks
▼: i'm even more afraid to know how you learned this.
▲: well karkat took a wrong turn to his room, wound up in my room, and i walked in as he was undressing for some weird reason
▲: and you don't want to know what that shit they do got down there looks like
▲: it's like..
▲: grosser than sneaking in on your parents fucking
▲: aliens are fucking weird
▼: okay now i'm
▼: i guess?
▲: dude I think Karkat has a vagina
▲: it was like... it kinda looked like one
▲: but kinda not
▲: you know?
▼: dave why are we discussing what karkat's not-dick looks like? this is... a really weird conversation i never thought i would ever have.
▲: 'm just sayin
▲: that shit was nasty
▲: i have been scared for life
▲: worse than what Bro's weird puppets did to me
▼: wait what?
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
Listening to: Homestuck